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Wal-mart Greetings


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A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.

The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?

The mean, ugly woman says "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. "Why?........ Do you think they really look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

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