Chris Keen Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Alex was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen. One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the TV. "Hey," Alex shouted, "what do you think you are doing?" "I'm sick of sports, I'm sick of TV," she replied. "You haven't touched me in months. We're going to talk about sex right now!" "OK, OK. Sooooo ..........." he asked after a moment, "how often do you think Brett Favre gets laid?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Funny as Chit!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 You are correct, he ain't getting any, any time soon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nik Habicht Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Why would you need or want a television in the bedroom? I don't want to be distracted in the bedroom..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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