Shooter Grrl Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Damn...I would trade the rest of this bottle of Black Jack for a couple of blue V .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuildSF4 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 That kills me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wide45 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Damn...I would trade the rest of this bottle of Black Jack for a couple of blue V .... tongue.gif Viagra? Don't start something you can't finish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Damn...I would trade the rest of this bottle of Black Jack for a couple of blue V .... tongue.gif Viagra? Don't start something you can't finish... Valium. Even Viagra can't overcome a bottle of whiskey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 ...and then she threw up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Moneypenny Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Hahahahaha. and here we thought you kept moving so you didn't have to finish things great joke though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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