Dan Burwell Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 The Eulogy She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, " Do you think he means her first, second, or thrid husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Good one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmon Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 who comes up with this stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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