DJPoLo Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Dunno...Never found her head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 OMG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENE S Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Now that's sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Uhgggggg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtr Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Nothin funnier than necrophelia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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