stick Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 A guy breaks into a house. As he's rummaging through the house, he hears a voice say "Jesus knows your here." He franticly looks around for someone, but unable to find anyone he goes back to rummaging around the house. Again he hears "Jesus knows your here." This time he looks and finds a parrot in a cage. The burglar walks over to the cage where he again hears "Jesus knows your here." What's your name he asks the parrot? Moses the parrot replies. The burglar mumbles Who would name a parrot Moses? The parrot replies The same guy who named a Rottweiler Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loudgp Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Get em boy..... bahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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