tightloop Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Jimmy Smith goes into the confessional and says to the priest that it has been two weeks since his last confession and that he has sinned by being with a loose girl from the same church.... The priest is taken back a bit by the news and asks him to tell him the name of the loose girl and Jimmy refuses, not only once but several times...finally the priest says that while Jimmy is stalwart he should tell the priest who it is...then asks him if it is Pat Vector, or Linda Winfree, or Sarah Jamison, or Buffy McTavish, or Bonny Hunt...to which the boy says no, none of them... The priest tells the boy that he will have to be punished for not telling and that the boy cannot take communion for three months and must say 50 Hail Mary's.. The boy exits the confessional and goes out to the car...his friend asks him...."....well, what did you get....." Jimmy replies, " three months vacation and five good leads....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Right on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Too funny - a friend of mine has a shirt that reads, "recovering catholic." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Jimmy Smith goes into the confessional and says to the priest that it has been two weeks since his last confession and that he has sinned by being with a loose girl from the same church....The priest is taken back a bit by the news and asks him to tell him the name of the loose girl and Jimmy refuses, not only once but several times...finally the priest says that while Jimmy is stalwart he should tell the priest who it is...then asks him if it is Pat Vector, or Linda Winfree, or Sarah Jamison, or Buffy McTavish, or Bonny Hunt...to which the boy says no, none of them... The priest tells the boy that he will have to be punished for not telling and that the boy cannot take communion for three months and must say 50 Hail Mary's.. The boy exits the confessional and goes out to the car...his friend asks him...."....well, what did you get....." Jimmy replies, " three months vacation and five good leads....." Not bad! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 "Fallen away Catholic and proud of it." ("fallen away"... that was the official term the Church used to use on some of us.......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Too funny - a friend of mine has a shirt that reads, "recovering catholic." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm married to one... not really so funny. It screws them up for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bountyhunter Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 "Fallen away Catholic and proud of it."("fallen away"... that was the official term the Church used to use on some of us.......) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A lady comedian used to say the only advantage to being Catholic was that sex was more fun because it was dirtier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Yeh, there's so damn' much forbidden fruit in the average Catholic's orchard that they'll NEVER go hungry (for thrills). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 [ It screws them up for life. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am not screwed up. You're just jealous because the voices only speak to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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