Shooter Grrl Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder. During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy. A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator. Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 Thats pretty good SG! Glad to see you have made "man" of knowledge. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted November 13, 2001 Author Share Posted November 13, 2001 Only you would be happy that I was "DEMOTED" to a Man ;-pppp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted November 13, 2001 Share Posted November 13, 2001 I'm not quite sure how to take that. I mean.... I'm not into guys ya know. What does ";-pppp" mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benos Posted November 15, 2001 Share Posted November 15, 2001 Shooter Grrl, Is that better? be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singlestack Posted November 15, 2001 Share Posted November 15, 2001 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooter Grrl Posted November 15, 2001 Author Share Posted November 15, 2001 Yup - now I got a name to go with my overinflated ego - LMAO! Thanks BE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted November 16, 2001 Share Posted November 16, 2001 Way to go Brian. Soon she'll be wanting to drive a car and vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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