Zuzu Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 I now have seven posts. Woof! Time to sell some stuff, baby! I'm a commercial dog-wares wholesaler and boy do I have some hot deals for you: Rusty Water Bucket - $9.99 Radio Dog Collar $299.98 (yeah, like that was ever going to work...) Costco Dog Bones (I think they taste awful, but I'm sure you'll love them) 5 bucks Rubber Dog Boots (what the hell was my owner thinking?!) $10 The tasteless pink collar my master's niece thought was cute - I'll pay you to take it if I have to. Automatic Wide Field Pooper Scooper, Retail $300K, your low low price: $299K Chewed up shotgun hulls. We've got boxes and boxes. How much would you pay? Nope! Not enough! 10 cents a hull or off with you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuzu Posted December 6, 2004 Author Share Posted December 6, 2004 And don't any moderators DARE to move my posts. This is the Internet! I know my rights! Grrrr...... The rest of you, send me money dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 What are YOU going to do with money? Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zuzu Posted December 6, 2004 Author Share Posted December 6, 2004 The giant steer bones from the butcher shop don't grow on trees, bub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Are you sure they are steer bones? Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iggy Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 I'll PM you about the rusty bucket. I could use it to SLEEP under during those times my mistress is throwing parties at the house. Gawd, the racket sometimes....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Gah, over 220 people* have read this thread since it was posted. Animal lovers or something..... mostly or something. (Oh, and Iggy exaggerates a bit...... heh...... ) *at the time of this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Is Iggy a Limited shooter and Zuzu an Open shooter...I would like to see Iggy after the LAMR command...hands, errrr, I mean legs in the surrender position.. Where is Rhino's alter ego in all this nonsense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 I'll PM you about the rusty bucket. I could use it to SLEEP under during those times my mistress is throwing parties at the house. Gawd, the racket sometimes....! The incessant screams of joy have got to get old... I feel for you my lizard brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgary Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Costco dog bones? Somebody say there are Costco dog bones here? Hello? Anyone? Jake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iggy Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Welcome, jakers...! You could PM Zuzu and see if she's selling any Costco bones out of the back of her truck...... She learned stuff like that from her ol' man....... 300Lb-- It's more the incessant giggling that keeps me awake... And if they aren't gabbing about guns they're gabbing about computers. On the other hand, I have it on rumour from the ferrets who live with her gunsmith that she's already bought me one of those thermostat-controlled hot rocks for my cage for Christmas. Ah...... winter may not be so bad after all. And it's cheaper than a second external hard drive...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scout Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 yumm costco bones my favorite. i like steer bones, pig ears and taking long walks. i'm a single bitch looking for a good time. i'm soo lonely. pm me. scout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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