I now have seven posts. Woof! Time to sell some stuff, baby!
I'm a commercial dog-wares wholesaler and boy do I have some hot deals for you:
Rusty Water Bucket - $9.99
Radio Dog Collar $299.98 (yeah, like that was ever going to work...)
Costco Dog Bones (I think they taste awful, but I'm sure you'll love them) 5 bucks
Rubber Dog Boots (what the hell was my owner thinking?!) $10
The tasteless pink collar my master's niece thought was cute - I'll pay you to take it if I have to.
Automatic Wide Field Pooper Scooper, Retail $300K, your low low price: $299K
Chewed up shotgun hulls. We've got boxes and boxes. How much would you pay? Nope! Not enough! 10 cents a hull or off with you..