3 couples

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Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join this really conservative church so they went to meet with the minister. The minister advised, "We have special requirements for new worshippers. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed to come back at the end of two weeks, which they did.

The minister turned first to the elderly couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!", said the minister.

The minister then turned to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome!", said the minister.

The minister then turned to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"

"No, sir, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?" inquired the minister.

"My wife was reaching for a can of paint on a top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," fumed the minister.

"We know," said the young man. "We're also not welcome at Home Depot anymore."

[GrumpyOne]

Or at Lowes, ACE, or George's hardware!