Round_Gun_Shooter Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Albania, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Scots girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakal Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Reminds me of the time I told Liota that she had better start pulling her share of the work around Stately Wakal Manor...cleaning, cooking, washing clothes... She got down on her knees in front of me and said: "Come out from under the bed and fight, you gutless coward!" Ah, the classics... Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Reminds me of the time I told Liota that she had better start pulling her share of the work around Stately Wakal Manor...cleaning, cooking, washing clothes... She got down on her knees in front of me and said:"Come out from under the bed and fight, you gutless coward!" Ah, the classics... Alex Weasel, it was "gutless weasel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Weasel, it was "gutless weasel." BWAHAHAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry White Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Did you ever get the feeling that theres a true story hideing under the cloak of a joke? Larry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Most humour is based on reality... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted November 8, 2004 Share Posted November 8, 2004 Nice one, even if the original one posted here was about a texan bride (but it might have been an april's fool) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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