Round_Gun_Shooter Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day, I'd find a woman and start my own family. "And son," he said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands." "How come, Grandpa?" I asked. "It makes your pecker look bigger." ...Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ??? I miss you, Grandpa !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexmoney Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 I know a guy that used that same line of thinking to get out of dancing with this big old gal that came over to him at a bar... ...well...let me see your hands.. huh? your hands...let me see your hands [shows hands] sorry...you hands are too big what's that have to do with anything? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Ankeny Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Grandpa gave me a lot of good advice. I remember when he told me to, "Get lots while you are young." In retrospect, I think he meant land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GENE S Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Isn't there a story about putting beans in to a jar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 "Don't let your meat loaf," boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty Gentry Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 The angle of the dangle is in direct proportion to the heat of the meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 ...Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ??? It does indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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