gm iprod Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Northern Territory farm-hand radios back to the farm manager. "Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out." Manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him." Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did what you said boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bar. No problem there, but I still can't go on". "Now what's the f...k'n problem?" raged the manager. "Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck under the right front wheel arch". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 This might not be politically correct, but I find this very, very, very FUNNY !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Haven't heard a cop called a "pig" in 30 years... Northern Territory? Canada or the top of the King Ranch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Haven't heard a cop called a "pig" in 30 years... Northern Territory? Canada or the top of the King Ranch? He might be from the hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 The term "pigs" kinda disappeared in my neighborhood with the arrival of the Beatles' Yellow Submarine... We just called cops the Blue Meanies and that was that. My association with the term "pigs" was that they were the uniformed LEOs that chased people out of parks in Berkeley, CA. Later, with the explosion of the cocaine trade, the term "The Heat" was a colloquialism that stuck around a lot longer than "pigs." I still hear the term "the heat" more than any other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 sorry Siggy When I hear the term Heat...I think of the movie Body Heat...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 I know Latino gangmembers still refer to cops as pigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 Just goes to show you how out-of-touch gang members are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spook Posted October 30, 2004 Share Posted October 30, 2004 LOL, yeah and funny some guy from Europe has to tell you even though he has never even seen a US gang member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 ..but then, I'm not hanging with Latino gang members, either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 I did... and it's mostly "jura" and "five-o," though "pigs" sees occasional use as well. Ah, high school... the things I'd pay to forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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