Duane Thomas Posted June 10, 2001 Share Posted June 10, 2001 Talk about the degeneration of a once great Empire. The sun sets on the British Empire, not with a bang but a fart. It's a damn shame. http://dailynews.yahoo.com/htx/nm/20010606/od/wind_dc_1.html Wednesday June 6 11:16 AM ET Police Seek Unapologetic Flatulent Officer LONDON (Reuters) - British police sought a flatulent officer Wednesday after a family complained that a policeman broke wind in their London home during a drug raid and failed to apologize. A Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed that the Department of Professional Standards was investigating a charge that an officer broke wind in the complainants' hallway but did not apologize to the homeowners. "We can confirm that the department is investigating an incivility charge during the search of a home under the Misuse of Drugs act,'' the police spokesman told Reuters. The Daily Mail newspaper Wednesday printed a letter from Scotland Yard to the officers involved in the drugs raid informing them of the complaint. "An allegation has been received from a person in the house that one of the male officers broke wind and did not apologize to the family for his action...the complainant felt it was rude and unprofessional,'' the letter stated. Police did not confirm what discipline the officer might receive if found guilty of breaking wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Merricks Posted June 10, 2001 Share Posted June 10, 2001 Duane that is to funny. It took me several mins to quit laughing. It must have really stunk for them to get so upset. I wonder how they know which Officer was the perp. Maybe they need to do a line up of all the Officers that were there and have them all fart and have the witnesses pick out the quilty party. Man it must be late i still cant quit laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chriss Grube Posted June 10, 2001 Share Posted June 10, 2001 Most of the drug raids I've been on it would probably be an improvement over the regular smell! How would you take that complaint without laughing in the peoples face. I always heard the brits were tight asses! Guess not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 I heard that the "Bobbies" over in England don't carry firearms.. What would they do if they needed to stop the BG? Yell stop..or i'll yell stop again??? Go figure, you would think they would learn something after we saved their arse in WWI and WWII. Is it also true that there are no Dentist's in England??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonedaddy Posted June 11, 2001 Share Posted June 11, 2001 I guess the Brit cops don't get to carry flash bangs either? Got to admit, it would be a perfect time to surreptitously cut the cheeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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