ErikW Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 In the Beginning was The Plan And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers And the Workers spoke amongst themselves, saying "It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinketh." And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth, "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof." And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them, "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong." And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful." And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him, "This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this Company, and in these Areas in particular." And the President looked upon The Plan, And saw that it was good, and The Plan became Policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 isn't it amazing how corperate America works dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Hah ! Not only America Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 ain't it the truth. Say it how you like, but it all means the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Add as a continuation...And furthermore.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Erik-- Been there. Seen it. Smelled it. But usually refused to buy it. Merlin-- Been there. Seen it. Been raked over the coals by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Buff Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Been there, seen it, done it, didn't like it, burned the T-shirt.... Welcome to life at the workplace.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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