Rhymes... WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING

[nvmichael]

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION

ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME

WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other

-- that is until I met your brother.

6.. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's

empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING

[GentlemanJim]

And as I review this amorous prose

You aint gettin lucky with any of those

Jim

[EEH]

And as I review this amorous prose

You aint gettin lucky with any of those

Jim

WHAT'S LUCK GOT TO DO WITH ITTT ???

JUST DO-IT

Edited January 1, 2011 by EEH

[Merlin Orr]

I see the way you are looking at it

We both know it's there

It's AWESOME

I whisper that it belongs to me

I know you wish it belonged to you

You breath speaks pleadingly

You hope so much that it can be

Only yours for tonight and forever

I AM SORRY BUT THE REMOTE CONTROL IS MINE AND I OWN IT!

[GrumpyOne]

There once was a man from Kent,

Who's d*** was so long that it bent,

To save himself trouble,

He put it in double,

And instead of c*****,

He went!