nvmichael Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. 6.. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 And as I review this amorous prose You aint gettin lucky with any of those Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEH Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 (edited) And as I review this amorous prose You aint gettin lucky with any of those Jim WHAT'S LUCK GOT TO DO WITH ITTT ??? JUST DO-IT Edited January 1, 2011 by EEH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I see the way you are looking at it We both know it's there It's AWESOME I whisper that it belongs to me I know you wish it belonged to you You breath speaks pleadingly You hope so much that it can be Only yours for tonight and forever I AM SORRY BUT THE REMOTE CONTROL IS MINE AND I OWN IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 There once was a man from Kent, Who's d*** was so long that it bent, To save himself trouble, He put it in double, And instead of c*****, He went! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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