HotShot-DK

Hi all, Would it be possible to load a .45 ACP or a .40 S&W with black powder, and make them work in a 1911 or an Edge. Thanks in advance. HotShot Who cant have anything bigger than 9 mm, unless its black powder

You think that your rusty old AK can blow away an M1A

Oh. I have only heard it spoken 10 years ago. Had I known I was so wrong You are right. This is becoming THE place to be.

It IS for sale, but thats to finance a caravan.

She's a keeper. I need a better paying job.

I want one

That blaster is sooo puuurdy. Cool work

Hey Merlin, Can I show this to my wife. Just to show her that I'm normal

These are not the details we are looking for

I wish mine was smaller. I LOVE pancakes

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Danky wal Probably not spelled correctly but I hope you get it

Sure, but it's still worse than if it was water.

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