Ironman Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 I thought any of you that are from Kalifornia might like this one: >A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. > >Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the Tijuana border. > >"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. > >"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy. > >"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent. > >"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. > >"I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other." > >"This I gotta see," replies the agent. > >With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. > >"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. > >"Go on home to California." > >"Thanks!" he says. > >"But how did you know I was from California?" > >The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Gray Davis in the middle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 That one's a keeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehli Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 BAHAHAHAHA!!! To quote Homer: "It's funny 'cause it's true." And that's Homer Simpson, by the way. A suffering California native.-3PG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimel Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! Of course one can easily substitute a variety of other state/gov combos....which makes this one a definate "save in the funny file"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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