bountyhunter Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Three men are talking in a bar.. Man #1: I bought my wife a new Corvette for Mother's day and she can make that thing go from zero to 60 in five seconds. Man #2: That's nothing, I bought my wife a new Ferrarri and she can make it go from zero to 60 in FOUR seconds. Man #3: that's nothing, my wife can make hers go from zero to 300 in one second. Man #1: What did you buy her? man #3: a bathroom scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Norman Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 R. I. P. Man #3 You were a brave soul, not to bright, but brave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RePete Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 R. I. P. Man #3You were a brave soul, not to bright, but brave. Sorry, but that's NOT bravery - that's STUPIDITY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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