Where to spend my rebate check?

[warpspeed]

Sent to me by a friend

As you may have heard, the President and Congress have said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,

if we purchase a computer it will all go to India,

if we purchase fruit and vegetables

it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,

if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan,

if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy beer,

since that is the only business still in the US.

[JimmyZip]

I did talk the wife into letting me buy more bullets. As of now that's where all my side-job money goes.

[yoshidaex]

last time i checked there were quite a few companies in the US that produced guns

[stevel2657]

Sent to me by a friend

As you may have heard, the President and Congress have said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,

if we purchase a computer it will all go to India,

if we purchase fruit and vegetables

it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala,

if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan,

if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy beer,

since that is the only business still in the US.

The email that I saw said to buy beer and prostitutes, but I think I will be buying a gun or at least using the rebate for a down payment on a gun.

[iainmcphersn]

Guns tend to hold their value well. Most of us will buy a used gun. Nobody wants used beer....

Edited March 15, 2008 by iainmcphersn