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A lawyer and his cigars


Merlin Orr

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A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and

expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great

cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on

the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of

small fires.'

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that

the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON!

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company

that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the

lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that

the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure

them against fire, without defining what is considered to be

unacceptable fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance

company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his

loss of the cigars lost in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART..

After the lawyer cashed the cheque, the insurance company had him

arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case

being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally

burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail

and a $24,000 fine.

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Why do you want to piss in my Wheaties ????? :rolleyes: Go moon some other revolver shooter! :closedeyes: Well of course it's fake.... There would be a separate deductible for each occurrence if they even considered paying the claim anyway... ;)

I think you're just PO'ed because you wheel gunners don't have something like the (Our very exclusive and elite) SS Club.... :P:devil:

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Why do you want to piss in my Wheaties ????? :rolleyes: Go moon some other revolver shooter! :closedeyes: Well of course it's fake.... There would be a separate deductible for each occurrence if they even considered paying the claim anyway... ;)

I think you're just PO'ed because you wheel gunners don't have something like the (Our very exclusive and elite) SS Club.... :P:devil:

Because they were in range. :goof:

Once again, bottom feeder, our club is so elite you can't even find it. I now fart in your general direction. ffffffrrrrrrrppppp!

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