911 Call

[outerlimits]

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[Waltermitty]

That's right, it was the wrong thing to say, but come on, calling for a Cop because you didn't raise your child right and don't have the relationship skills to have a Father/husband/uncle/etc help you enforce order in your own home is a pretty sorry excuse for consuming LEO resources.

What's the Cop supposed to do when he/she gets there? That's the point of the dispatchers frustration. "Oh, you screwed up the raising of your 12 year old and they're too big for you to handle? OK, we'll drop by and in five minutes we'll undo everything you did wrong and when we leave everything will be hunky dory to your mutual satisfaction and you won't be calling 911 three times a weeks until your rotten teenager moves on to the next phase of their ruined lives.

Sheesh.

[tightloop]

Does the reply, "we can't help you" have a place here?

[Loves2Shoot]

WalterMitty, how about this one?

http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html

[Waltermitty]

WalterMitty, how about this one?

http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html

No Ma'am wait there. We'll send SWAT. If you're still there we'll kill you and your whole family because your particular branch of the family tree is too stupid to be allowed to breed.

Obviously I'm not suited for that particular line of work.