Turpentine and Holy Water

[Mario]

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and

shaking

it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came

along

and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world

Mister, its called turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy

Water,

If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's

belly,

she'll pass a healthy baby boy.'

The little boy replied, 'Shoot, Mister that ain't nothin'. You take some

of

this here turpentine & rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a

motorcycle.'

[benos]

That's funny!