CenTexSlim Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Two Eagles, an old Indian chief, sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. One U.S. official said to Chief Two Eagles, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress, and the damage he has done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the two government officials for over a minute, and then he calmly replied: "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, All night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled before he added, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoShooter Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Well Maybe we didn't have sex ...all night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 And I'm sure he didn't DARE come home from all that "hunting and fishing" without SOMETHING to put on the dinner teepee floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 1st time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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