art critic

[ErikW]

I am better than your kids.

If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule.html

http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule2.html

[Dani]

Erik, relly good,

the one of the fire truck allmost killed me.

How can you find things like this???

[ErikW]

My boss sent me a Word file. Kind of hard to post on the forums. It looked suspiciously like a web page, so I did a Google search and found the original site and mirrors.

That thing made a lot of people laugh to tears.

The fire truck that needs a shave is my favorite criticism too!

[davecutts]

I laughed so hard my wife came into the room to see what was wrong.  Defiantly the funniest think I've had the pleasure of seeing this in a long time.