So-called Leadership

[SiG Lady]

A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element known to science. This new element has been tentatively named Administratium. Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes in contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization. In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever moroins reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You will know it when you see it...

[3quartertime]

And I thought Dilbert was the only one that truely understood management!!!

Too funny.

[BSeevers]

Don't forget Administratium in no way can be split.

It has tenure or a golden parachute.

[raven02003]