CSEMARTIN Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 WHY GUNS ARE EASIER TO LIVE WITH THAN WIVES: #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is better than a wife . . . . #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Ouch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrell Spicer Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 And when the gun goes down on you how much fun is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 And when the gun goes down on you how much fun is that? More fun that when it blows..up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Merlin, Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Merlin... Goes down on you....How did I miss this one????? Man, I need a night to think about the possibilities on this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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