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Merlin Orr

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Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says,

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies, "I think you'll find

that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says, "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you!"

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