ima45dv8 Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______a Bloody Mary, ______a Margarita ______a Scotch and soda ______a Martini ______a Vodka and Tonic ______a Steak ______Lobster or crab legs ______The remote control ______a Bowl of ice cream ______The sports page ______Chocolate ______Sex it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had. Signature: ___________________________ Date: ___________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 That must be the SHORT LIST...!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 (edited) " should it be presumed that I won't ever get better." from a Poll conducted here on the BE Forums.When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had. Signature: ___________________________ Date: ___________________________ I took a liberty with your post (very small change). And to this I say Amen. Had to edit - I was laughing so hard I double posted... Edited December 17, 2005 by Merlin Orr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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