lynn jones Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it waslike this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows." "We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhunter Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 I don't think I would want to be married to his wife if she thought that was what he meant. Kind of in the same vein as: "Does this dress make me look fat?" Cuz if ya have to ask....well, let's leave it at that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Having spent some of my formative years on a farm, I can see why the wife was dismayed..LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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