carinab Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 You know you might be a terrorist if: You have Osama on speed dial. You recently exploded on a crowded bus. You are currently residing in a small cage in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba You own a box cutter, a laser pointer, and a small nuclear bomb. You live within the "axis of evil" Your favorite list is "The top 42 pet names to give to your virgins". Your infidel kill count recently entered the double digits You hope the Iraq war hasn't caused a shortage of virgins in heaven. Feel free to add to the list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Your headgear resembles a tablecloth from a cheap Italian resturant. Your goat smells better and has fresher breath. Your favorite music is the ticking of a cheap egg timer. Your cod piece is made from Semtex. Nolan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotShot-DK Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 You think that your rusty old AK can blow away an M1A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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