diehli Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Orr Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing My contribution... "No" oh yea - how bout - "The derils of prinking...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 also good after all these years.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Man they just keep getting better! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Sometimes it's even hard to say "Jack Daniel's on the rocks..." after a few too many of, well, the aforementioned....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajarrel Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Yeah, but a GOOD bartender will know what you want when you point to your empty glass!!!! espeshuly after too mush of the 4mentioned..... dj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Yes, a nod from the bartender and a nod from the customer works just as well (and is less embarrassing) than an attempt to pronounce the inenbriated request... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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