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Gorilla Removal

Merlin Orr

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A man wakes up one morning and there's a gorilla on his roof. So he

looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla

Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be

over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a

ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are

you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up

against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the

gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls

off, the pit bull is trained to grab his jewels and not let go. The

gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in

the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog!"

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