Doggorloader Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. Male Prayer: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store, reloads ammunition, and has a bass boat. Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm iprod Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 Amen for the second bit. But only if she has a sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 "I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store, reloads ammunition, and has a bass boat." Good luck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 I'm not going there..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted November 23, 2004 Share Posted November 23, 2004 Oh come on Tightloop! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Man, she is over there in Eugene engraving names on bullets ...I definately am not going there, but be my guest.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Yep, there's a row of rounds on the shelf with lots of names--half the people on this forum. TL-- You could always "go there" with a bodyguard... (or a chaperone)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 I dunno whether the following should be posted in the current "Male Logic" thread or THIS thread, but here goes. Absolutely true story. Swear to God and everything close to it... true story: My ex got a little uppity one day and said, "I can do 'it' five times a day!" My exact words were, "OK, you're on!" We accomplished the deed three times that first day (much to the detriment of our work schedule) and the ex looked a little worried at the end of the day, avoiding the matter in conversation altogether. Over dinner I announced, "OK, that's three. You owe me TWO, plus the five coming up tomorrow." He looked really weird right about then. We got through two episodes of 'it' the following day and he then declared, "I give up!!! I can't DO this!!" I just said, "You're forgiven. We'll never get this house built if we keep doing this anyway, right...?" We laughed over this for years afterward. There's sometimes a limit to everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AikiDale Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Now let's not go limiting ourselves. Ahem, "Pick one and practice!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 LOL...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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