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An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and calls his grandson to his bed.

"Grandson, I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But, grandpa," said the grandson, "I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."

"You lisina me, soma day you goin a be runna da business, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino.

"Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. What do you do then ? Point to you watch and say 'TIME'S UP' ?"

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