Merlin Orr Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Subject: Married Life! Walking into his favorite bar, Mike said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one; I just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Fred "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?" She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chickenshit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carinab Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Hilarious!!!!! My husband and I have a very polite family life. We try not to argue. He has the black belt but he can't outrun a bullet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 In my family I have the Nidan black belt and I have seen my wife shoot! Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 As I always tell my friends "...men can have knives, but women surely hold them by the edge..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liota Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Luca, I respectfully disagree. It appears she holds him by something else. Liota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 Liota, yeah, I know, but sometimes you're not allowed to tell things as they actually are, you have to use metaphors... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockwell Posted October 16, 2004 Share Posted October 16, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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