Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year

[dajarrel]

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his

wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so

he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my

wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through,

so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He

arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out

their school clothes, fed them breakfast,packed their lunches, drove

them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to

the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery

shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the

bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was

already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum,

dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick

up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out

milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,

then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for

salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for

supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded

laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was

exhausted and though his daily chores weren't finished, he went

to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get

through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and

said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong

to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please,

let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you

have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back

to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night."

[blackdragon]

THAT IS COLD!

Ivan

SCS Vegas

[SiG Lady]

Right-fu**in'-on, man!!!!! Handle it!

[froglegs]

Perhaps being single isn't so bad!

[John Dunn]

I've said it before: When I die, I want to be reincarnated as my wife.

This always seems to make her angry, so I try not to say it too often!