nvmichael Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine . A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aglifter Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Did you get these from a lawyer? This sounds like the type of humor I heard all through law school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outerlimits Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 "but it looks good on you, eh?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Amish 1 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 been hanging out with Charlie Harper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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