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Raisin Bread Please!!!


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OK, so it ain't Raisin Bread, but....

An old man slowly hobbles into the Ice Cream Parlor and as soon as he crosses the threshold he loudly orders a Banana Split. The cute young woman behind the counter says "What kind of Ice Cream"

Still shuffleling slowly across the floor the old man says "Chocolale, Vanilla, & Strawberry" The young lady asks "What flavors of syrup?"

Drawing near the counter the old man replies "Pineapple, Hot Fudge, & Strawberry"

Just as the old man groaningly climbs up on the bar stool the young lady asks "Crushed Nuts?"

"Nope" the old man snaps "Rheumatism!"

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