lynn jones Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Employee....."I'm sorry but I can't come in today.. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma." Boss........"Anal Glaucoma? What's that?" Employee...."I just can't see my ass coming to work today!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErikW Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 That's Gluteus Myopia. Anal Glaucoma is when you can't see working another day for those assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 I seem to have had both ailments for about a year now... maybe longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 There is an old joke that goes as follows (while we are on this topic): Asian man calls his boss and says, "Boss, Long-Cho sick..... not come to work today." "Boss replies I NEED you here today. Let me give you some advice. When I feel sick, I just take about an hour and make love to my wife, then I feel fine and come to work. I suggest you do the same." An hour and a half later, Long-Cho comes to work and tells the boss, "Long-Cho take bosses advice and it worked!! By the way, you have beautiful house!" Best to all, Jeffro (Jeff) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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