Duane Thomas Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 It is Christmas Eve and this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off. His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to jump, Santa Claus taps him on the shoulder. "Are you OK?" asks Santa Claus. The man explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump. "Stop!" shouts Santa Claus. "It's Christmas, I will grant you three wishes to solve your problems, on the understanding that you will grant me a small favour in return!" "Would you?" the man replies. "That would be wonderful Thank you, thank you!" Santa Claus promises him: "You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return; she will have no recollection of her new boyfriend." "You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue with your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will have any recollection of your sacking." "You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds in credit, you will have no outstanding bills." "Oh thank you, thank you!" says the man. "What is it that I can do for you?" Santa Claus asks the man to drop his pants and bend over. After a quite brutal rogering, which made his eyes water, Santa Claus asks the man how old he is. "36," replies the man. "Ho, Ho, Ho, THIRTY SIX! And you still believe in Santa Claus?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Aaaarrrrghhh...! (Note the use of the word "rogering"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOne Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 That ain't right Duane. Santa would never promise him his wife back...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duane Thomas Posted September 1, 2011 Author Share Posted September 1, 2011 Yes, I remember this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Smith Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Oooooo.... That's just wrong. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Funny but WRONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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