GrumpyOne Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Dear Consumers: It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2007, GEORGIA EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of GEORGIA. If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The GEORGIA EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2007, with a background picture of a BULLDOG, superimposed over a bottle of Macon County moonshine. Please also note: The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption" Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys" Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard" Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive" Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs" Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN GEORGIA EDITION: Cancel............stopdat Reset..............try'er agin Yes...............yep No................nope Find...............hunt fer it Go to.............over yonder Back...............back yonder Help..............hep me out here Stop...............kwitit (WHOA!) Start.............crank'er up Settings..........settins Programs......... stuff at duz stuff Documents....... .stuff ah done did Also note that the GEORGIA EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2005: Tiperiter.....................a word processing program Colerin' Book.................a graphics program Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator Outhouse Paper................notepad Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0 Pitchers.......................a graphics viewer We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you have received a copy of the GEORGIA EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. I hope this helps all y'all! Billy Bob Gates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Lord Gomer Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 I done got dat un, thankye much. Its dem durn Flurriddens don't know howta use em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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