Blind Man

[lynn jones]

A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

[Matthew_Mink]

LOL! That's one of the better blonde jokes I've heard in a while.

[DougBarnes101]

Lynn,

LMAO. That has to be the best blonde joke I have heard in the last year or so. Can't wait to retell it and claim it as my own

[Flexmoney]

that has been one of my favorties for years now...I usually insert "whoever if inappropriate at the time"...I've never told it with a blonde in mind. Hmmm.

I remember telling a slew of these jokes at the VFW (hang-out outside the Air Force base) one day. I was using West Virginian in place of "blonde"...basically for the benefit of the head of our security police...who was from W.V.

After I had told about 5-6 of these jokes...a guy from the other end of the bar came over...pissed off...of course, HE was from West Virginia.

To make a long story short...I defused that situation...the guy left (but still seemed put off).

Well, I finsihed up my beer shortly after and was heading out...

I get outside and mister pissed off West Virginian is waiting for me...with a razor in his hand!!!

Luckily...he couldn't find anywhere to plug it in!!!