whiskey Posted May 18, 2003 Share Posted May 18, 2003 A young woman is in the checkout line at the grocery store when a drunk gets in line behind herAfter she places a gallon of milk,a dozen eggs,loaf of bread and a box of cookies on the conveyor belt the drunk says" you must be single".The woman looks at the items she is purchasing and sees nothing out of the ordinary.She asks the drunk how he can tell she is single.The drunk replies"Cause you're ugly!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John R Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 Why you never question a drunk...... A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated: "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hangin' Chad Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Uhggggggggggg!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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