vrod2011 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 It was a couple of days before Christmas, and the teacher asked Mary McDonald, “What are you doing for Christmas?” Mary answered, “My daddy is Catholic, so on Christmas Eve, we are going to go to Mass, then come home and open presents.” Then the teacher asked Johnny Smith. “Well Teacher, my daddy is Protestant, so we aren’t doing anything on Christmas Eve, but we will wake up early on Christmas day, sing a few Christmas Carols, and open presents.” “That’s good Johnny. What about you Eli Weinstein?” “Well, my daddy is a merchant downtown. We don’t celebrate Christmas, but every year on Christmas day, we sit around and sing ‘What a friend we have in Jesus!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resjudicata Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Telling the wife this one might get me out of the dog house for telling her the one called "Think it over." Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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