What would Jesus do?

[Scout454]

I recently bought one of those bracelets that has the words "What would Jesus do?" engraved on it. So now, any time I get into a difficult situation, I can look at my bracelet and remember to ask myself, "What would Jesus do?"

The next day, I was in a movie theater and some jerk's cell phone goes off. He starts talking really loud on it and at some point I couldn't take it anymore so I yelled at him to shut up. When he turned around and told me to shove it, I jumped out of my chair and was ready to cave his head in. But then my bracelet caught my attention and I remembered, "What would Jesus do in this situation?"

So I lit him on fire and threw him in hell.

[iainmcphersn]

People tend to forget the moneychangers at the temple and the scourge of cords. Jesus could dish it out when needed.

[AlamoShooter]

Really?

[LadyinBlue]

People tend to forget the moneychangers at the temple and the scourge of cords. Jesus could dish it out when needed.

The money changers were making a profit from the exchange rate they were charging for the cost of sacrificial animals that were required at the temple. The Temple was supposed to be a house of worship and not a marketplace which is why Jesus demonstrated His righteous indignation and flipped over the tables and weilded a whip. Can you imagine His response to a modern day church where they sell tapes and CD's?

[SiG Lady]

Jesus disappeared from his tomb when he did because he was, in fact, spinning-in-his-grave (and rolled right out the door) over all the B.S. goin' on both then and in the future (which he could see because he had well-known supernatural powers). I fugure he had the right to be ticked off now and then. Because he could tell that human nature wasn't going to change much over the millennia.

[Zerwas]

Really?

You bet!!

I believe there is a sign above the doorway to get to heaven that says, "NO WHIMPS ALLOWED".

It's easy to conform. It's hard to stand for something.