lynn jones Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 What is the Iraqi air force motto? I came, I saw, Iran. Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program? Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? Two days. What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have Kurds in their way. What is the best Iraqi job? Foreign ambassador. Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? You only have to teach them to take off. How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-1 ... B-2 ... B-52 ... F-16 ... F-18 ... A-10 ... F-117 What is Iraq's national bird? Duck What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? They both want to know where the heck those Tomahawks are coming from! Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 I like it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 ...especially the last one on the list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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