dajarrel Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping, unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you? The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old. The husband replies, "What did he say about your 52-year old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdragon Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Ivan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightloop Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 Great one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waltermitty Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 (edited) Reminds me of the story the fellow was telling about his wife's plan to lose 250 pounds of ugly fat. She said she was going to divorce his ass. Edited May 11, 2006 by Waltermitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiG Lady Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Yes, that one's been a favorite of mine for a looooong time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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